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Mon, Apr. 20th, 2009, 10:26 pm
sweet virginia cigarette buring in my hand. you used to be a friend of mine, but now i understand...

it takes 24 hours to make a man feel like a king. i went through the ultimate in man's gratification and man's humiliation this sunday, starting at midnight saturday night. in both cases, it was my queen who gave it to me, and she is literally no less. i know those of you who have known her have not seen all of the best of her, but it is literally outstanding and of the great women i have had i have never seen her match.                                                                                                                            i have seen the best and worst of myself all in one day. i have charmed extravagent, professional women with her help, and lied helpless in her arms, and have never felt less than the ultimate in manhood in either case. this is a queen's role, and she has far surpassed that in every test. i feel strong, amazingly attractive, and incredibly verile this weekend, and she came in saturday at midnight from jersey. danielle is my everything more than i could admi to everyone.                                                                                                                         one conclusion we came to that should be known: sean, it should be you here and not dan. where are you man?                                                       if we're really going to be honest, i love what i have done with myself, but it did not put aside my quarterly scizophrenic episode. and i have NEVER been so well cared for or so enlightened. i know what i need, what i want, and what i can have. i WILL make it happen, for the sake of my wife, our new gf, and what i, my love, my dad, sean, and the rest of my loved ones deserve. it WILL happen beause i am a goddamned MAN, and this is what men do.                                                                                                                                      i apologize if the format is fucked, but my enter key is inoperational.                                                                                                                   "hey, its good to be a young man, and to live the way you please. yes a young man is the king of every kingdom that he sees. theres an old and feeble man not far behind. oh, and i know he's going to get me, somewhere down the line."  - billy joel...                                                                     shit i love cigarettes.

Tue, Feb. 24th, 2009, 11:01 pm

i'm sure the opinion has been stated before, but seriously. he's the fastest swimmer in the world. if he wants to smoke some fuckin pot, he's earned some fucking pot. if i wasn't a twenty something bachelor i would boycott kelloggs. as it stands... i love cereal. and the olympics are still pretty gay.

Tue, Feb. 10th, 2009, 10:33 pm

hey so i wanted to apologize to my journal for not updating for more than a week. my boss is an unreasonable cock monster, and has disconnected internet in my office, where is where i get most of my internettin' done.
i suppose it should giveme somethin to look forward to gettin home, but that's when i get laid, and i'm mostly sure el-jay doesn't compare to that. so i'm looking for someone else to give me money to do what i PAID thousands of dollars to do in college, but it might be a minute. hope you understand.

Wed, Jan. 28th, 2009, 02:19 pm

i suggest everyone go see superdickery.com
is funny

Tue, Jan. 27th, 2009, 09:56 pm


Mon, Jan. 26th, 2009, 11:00 am

i'm not sure, but the fattening of Jessica Simpson might just be one of the major signs of the apocolypse. its just simple math.

stupid + hot = awesome
stupid - hot = stupid...

Fri, Jan. 23rd, 2009, 01:53 pm

"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That" is definitely Meatloaf's "Stairway" or "Bohemian Rhapsody". Epic and perfect.

"I know the territory, I've been around 
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwin around...

I won't do that..."

ps. there's some kind of conspiracy that makes people need to listen to Meatloaf after having meatloaf for lunch. Damn you Cheesecake Factory!

Tue, Jan. 13th, 2009, 11:39 pm

ok let's own up now, how many of us have found a song badass - in its acoustic and barest form - put it on a mix, only to have zach braff rape it for one of his movies or Scrubs??

raise your hand if its happened at least thrice, because seriously, if it happens again i am going to question my taste in tunes.

Dani told me that Death Cab song was ghey... dammit...

in the meantime, at risk of sounding ghey... for me this chick is it. hands down, problems aside. i have this figgered.

Sat, Jan. 10th, 2009, 10:51 am

so i'm watching this random saturday morning cartoon, and i swear this guy's power is to turn into a black guy. brilliant!

Sat, Jan. 10th, 2009, 03:15 am
we gonna do what they said can't be done....

in the top 100 films of all time, the finest GUY film has GOT to be Smokey and the Bandit. so entertaining. every man worth the masculinity attributed to him knows it's awesome. that car and jackie gleason and burt reynolds and that mustache.... ungh....
if only sally field didn't foul it up. BUT she seems rather a believable hitch hiker so i buy iy.for the sake of the greatest guy movie of all time.

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